Obama Causes Abuse of Women

Let me see if I get this straight. Nevada has a domestic abuse problem. Harry Reid said so. He said that men without jobs become abusive. I haven’t heard of this phenomenon anywhere else in the country, so I must assume it is indigenous to Nevada. He also singled out men so I guess women in Nevada don’t have the same character flaw. It’s scary to think that I was just there. I mean violent men will become violent to others besides their wives and there I was, walking the streets without body guards. I really should have listened to Barack Obama and not traveled to Las Vegas.

But wait. If Barack said not to go to Las Vegas (twice), isn’t he somewhat responsible for those men being unemployed? All those tourist dollars not flowing into the state must have thrown quite a few men out of work. (And women, but we’re not worried about them). The question becomes how does Harry know this and for how long has he known it? Harry has to have known about this for quite some time and I’m sure he and his buddy BO must have talked about this at some point. Let’s face it, a population of potentially abusive men all residing only in your state must have been a point of conversation sometime.

Since Barack knew it and still heartlessly caused men to go unemployed in the great state of Nevada, thus causing the WAVE of domestic abuse in that state, we can only conclude that Mr. Obama doesn’t care about women and small children. He probably thinks domestic abuse is just fine.

The above political prognostication was inspired by the “Olbermann” style of hard hitting political commentary. Rest assured that if “Olby” had seen this happen between a Republican Senator and a Republican President, all 34 of his viewers would have been subject to the above rant. Hell, he probably would have had one of them liking sex with small mammals by the end of the piece.

A good morning’s work, Little Duke… Hit Olby, BO and Prince Harry all in the same piece. In reality, I’m sure that all 4 of my readers didn’t need me to point out how stupid Harry sounds when he leaves his teleprompter.